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pregnant lady?

owwwwh wait till u read the rest of this post.
no early assumpations okay? :)

i think im pregnant. a song by soko. 
CLICK HERE to hear the song. 

it really suit me well, 
except for some parts. 

I think i'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I feel fat and heavy,
and i hate my body

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I eat chocolate and strawberries,
I am sorry I can't help it!

And all day I feel nauseous it's not pretty to see
Of course I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger and bigger
I'm getting bigger, and bigger!

How, can I abort, all my fat, fat belly!
Tell me how can i abort
All my fat, fat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
Though I take my pills everyday since I was 13

And I've had a test, and it tells me I'm not,
And my friends look at me and all ask "SoKo what's happening?
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigger and bigger
You're getting bigggger! and bigger!"

How can I abort, all my fat fat belly
Tell me how can I abort,
all my faaaat, faat belly

I think I'm pregnant, I think I'm pregnant
I am breeding something,
but i don't really know what it is

I think I'm pregnant
I think I'm pregnant
But today I discovered that its not a baby, that I am expecting
Its just a big fart, stuck in my belly

And I might give birth to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat
to a little piece of fat

and you will look like butter
and you will look like butter
and you will look like
look like
butter

Welcome Mr. Butter!

waaaaaaaaa! i am fat! :(
im trying really hard here to lose my weight.
really, im getting bigger and bigger.
and i feel heavy too.
and it sucks. really sucks.

who's to blame?
of course my own self.
for eating gluttonously, 
for god sake, i dont want to be like CONCHITA. -.-"
and for not exercising AT ALL. 
pfft. apa nak jadi lah nik nurlisa.

just now, i was reading this blog and now, i full-spirited to lose some weight. 
and im planning to followed the instruction he provide there.
i hope i can go through my own nafsu, and can resist any tawaran makanan menggoda. hehehe.

ps : tibe tibe rasa nak beli penimbang buat cake tuh. HAHA. bukan nak buat cake, tapi untuk kira kalori. hehehe.

Comments

fazlin said…
semangat nmpak lose weight...
hahahahaha
baru nk ajak mkn cikenc0p...=ppp
Raji berkata said…
Soko ni genius lagu2 der

hahaha im gettin bigger and bigger,
im getting bigger and bigger, im getting bigger~~ and bigger =.=
n i k l i s a said…
@fazlin

sorry aa terpaksa menolak ajakan murni mu itu. hahaha
n i k l i s a said…
@Raji berkata

genius dan lucah. tapi agak real. hurmm

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bye. :(

nescafe ais.

hebat x?
si kakak yg umonye 19taon tahon 2010.. nak wat nescafe ais.
but then x reti. so, mintak tlg adik die yg umonye 10taon 2010.
sgt terox kan kakak srg ni?
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SPICE-UP UR BLOG : buat sticky post

salam.
hari ni nak share, macam mana nak buat sticky post.  sticky post tuh macam, post yang melekit. huh?
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sesuai la bagi sape sape yang buat kontest itu. :)
cara cara nya :


 tekan post option (yang bulat merah)
 pilih 'scheduled at'
 pilih tarikh dan pukul berapa korang nak sampai bila post tuh jadi post utama. :)
 dah siap!

k bye. :)